workingamerica:

Bad politicians are elected by good people who don’t vote

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

handjob:

by e

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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fullcravings:

S’mores Stuffed Cookies

voaga:

officialfrenchtoast:

i can do whatever i want & no one can stop me

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REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED 

Comfy Clothes ©

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence